Congratulations! You have successfully found the front page of my website. Take ten points. I don't know what you thought you might find when you got here, but this is about it. Unless of course you count the stuff that can be found by following any of the links listed under where it says "[Navigate]". You are smart enough to figure that out without me telling you, though.

If you didn't find what you were looking for then I'm sorry. You could always drop me a line and then I can tell you why you didn't find what you were looking for and when (if ever) you can expect to see it on this site.

You look great today, incidentally.

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You're not enjoying the johnsy.com experience as it was intended with colours, fonts, layout and stuff!

May I recommend a newer graphical browser, perhaps? Internet Explorer, Mozilla, Opera and Firefox should work without too many problems. I am a Chrome user, myself! I see you prefer "CCBot/2.0 (http://commoncrawl.org/faq/)". --paj